Abstract
There is little more common in ethics than to think pain is intrinsically bad and
pleasure is intrinsically good. A Humean-style error theory of the axiology of pain and pleasure is
developed against these commonsense claims. We defend the thesis that the value of pain and
pleasure is always contingent and only instrumental. We survey prominent theories of both
intrinsic value and pain/pleasure, all of which assume that pain and pleasure are intrinsically
valuable. We base our error theory on counterexamples to this assumption, upon which these
theories falter, and a theory of pain and pleasure which derives their value solely from their
evolutionary function.